Things I learned in a little over one year in college

-keep in touch with your friends over the summer…you’ll regret it if you don’t
-selling and buying books isn’t fun.
-keep an open mind even when situations bring you down
-make new friends, you cant always depend on the old ones
-get involved. I’ve made the best friends through extra curricular organizations
-open doors don’t make happy floors
-sometimes, jobs aren’t worth the stress

7 months ago  /  0 notes

things i learned in one year of college.

• somehow, when youre studying, facebook decides to open itself. never fails.
• girls: make guy friends. they’ll come in handy when you’re moving out. (; 
• even though making friends was difficult, those people you have become close to are very special people. 
• mom calls everyday because she loves you. not because she wants to be overbearing and annoying.
• shit happens. people come and go. its the ones that choose to stick around that count. 
• it is possible to fail every exam and still get a B in the class. i dont get it, but it happens.
• i doubted twitter. its alright, dont knock it.
• spring break: some of the best memories of my life. 
• even though you want to be independent, theres that little happy feeling inside everytime you see your mom. 
• give your roommate a shot. you could find a great friend. 
• take my shower? i will cut you.
• salmon short and sperrys. for some reason, frat guys think theyre hot stuff. 
• be that kid that the cops think are drunk, but youre just sober and having a good time. 
• textbooks: overrrated and overpriced.
• summer will be awesome because theres no class! but wait…my friends are all gone for three months?….crap. 

1 year ago  /  0 notes

things i learned in a little over one semester of college

• even though its 3am, everyone in the dorms thinks its alright to scream when they get back. 
• boy dorms: stinky. 
• dont go to a library around finals time, i promise, you’ll be more productive anywhere else.
• no matter how hopeless you felt about making friends, truth is, you’ve made some. accept it, this is you’re life now. 
• its a lot nicer to end classes before 1pm than have your first class start at 1pm. 
• organic chemistry. fml. 
• food takes precedence over everything. no joke, everything.
• naps were nice the first few weeks, until you realize you were always twice as tired as when you went to take the nap. 
• roommates boyfriend coming this weekend? of course all of your friends would be going home that same weekend. #homelessproblems
• pinterest.

1 year ago  /  0 notes

things i learned in a little over one month of college

• dining court food isn’t all that bad.
• when you are acting like an idiot with friends…people will judge you.
• napping becomes the only thing you look forward to the entire day.
• when you actually get free time, there is nothing to do.
• while doing homework, if you turn your back for one second, facebook miraculously opens itself on the screen…its magic.
• waking up 10 minutes before you need to leave in the morning turns out to be what happens no matter how early you plan on waking up.

1 year ago  /  0 notes

things i learned in almost one full week of college

• mike may has swag. #mikemayswag
• the bernie is a popular pass time
• sleep does not happen often
• public restrooms are not ideal for everyday use
• no matter how tired you are, once you actually have the opportunity to sleep….facebook immediately takes priority. 
• twitter is super popular.

1 year ago  /  0 notes

HAHAHA harry potter(:

(I have a caller named Victor Krumm in the computer system. I’m a Harry Potter fan.)

Me: “Okay, sir, so you’re Victor Krumm?”

Caller: “Yep, that’s me.”

Me: “Sorry, this might sound funny, but did you know that there’s a book series called Harry Potter with a character with that name?”

(There’s a pause, as if he’s thinking, and suddenly he yells.)

Caller: “THE MUGGLES KNOW!”

(He hangs up. His wife calls a little while later to actually schedule.)

1 year ago  /  0 notes